Other Writing — JUSTIN CANNON

Some “humor” and “satire” writing I’ve had published in various corners of the Internet.

Yes, There Is an Active Serial Killer Living in Your Building and Yes, We Are Still Raising Your Rent

Take It from Me, a Surfer, the Second Wave Is Going to Be Gnar AF!

Alternative Career Paths For Superheroes With Newly Discovered Wealth

An Open Letter to HR Departments Planning Zoom Holiday Parties

Conversations I'd Rather Have Than the One Where We Talk about How Quarantine Has Made Us Lose Track of What Day It Is

Days Of The Week Underwear Quarantine Edition (Editor’s Pick, Best of 2020)

COVID-19’s Kitschy Bumper Sticker Phase

How Fictional Nurses Would Administer The Covid-19 Vaccine

Ads For Products You Never Wanted (This one appeared in the WH print edition)

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How To Pick The Perfect Decorative Throw Pillows To Scream Into For The Rest Of 2020

The Best Zoom Backgrounds To Hide Your Newly Installed Sex Dungeon

You Have Exceeded The Number Of Incorrect Submission Attempts Available For This Humor Publication

City Apartment Listings for People Who Fled to the Suburbs in 2020

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I’m Global Warming. You Remember Me… Right?

The Trump Administration’s Pro-American High School Curriculum

Ever Since They Tore Down the Confederate Statue in My Town, I’ve Been Overcome With the Urge to Rebel Against the Union

I Am Not Racist But Please Don't Read Any Of My Tweets Before 2013